Will you be my Shirley (sic) Valentine?

Thank God I have a day job to go to! Spanish telenovelas hit a spot with me, so tender and deep I could have a lie in every day of the week- fantasizing and ruminating and fantasizing and ruminating. Anyway, you get the idea.

If I had to pick just the one man who makes my world go round and round , it'd most certainly have to be
HIM
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He's as macho as they come, so what if there isn't a telenovela connexion there?! We can always tweak a little around TV channels and let virtual reality take care of the rest.
Happy Valentine's to unrequited desires, flames and passions everywhere!

Desert Island

Men men men
Tall men, short men ( tall men, mostly)
White men, bronzed men, blonde men
Blue eyed men, green eyed men, hazel eyed men
Tall dark and handsome men, mostly
Men men men.

Three things about men we can't resist :
Men in after shaves
Men in leather jackets
Men smelling of Irish bitter, Havana cigars, of Arabian oudh and of Harley Davidson rubber.

I dream of getting away from it all - retreating far far away to a cottage in Provence; never mind it is not an island : me and my purity, in all its simplicity. I will be without a care in the world - eating my cheese( not fretting who's moving my cheese), sipping the finest French red, lolling in bed to my heart's desire with a Haruki Murakami for company and, oui, masturbating as if there is no tomorrow.
You know of my plebian tastes, so look away now if you must!

Sampling of props for masturbation that may come in handy, in Provence :











Will this appease a longing?
Q : The longing to go to Desert Island, err.... Provence, you mean or of men in general ?
A : No, any longing?
Archaelogy of longings.
Hmmnn,....what can I say ?
Men Men Men.