My Christmas Wishlist (07-08)

An island in the Maldives I can call my own.
Cost : $ 5 million

A Gulfstream jet to fly us there ( shukran alek ya Waleed for putting ideas into my head)
Cost : $ 2.5 million minus the embellishments


Pink champagne and the finest Beluga Caviar by Her Majesty's appointment, for me and mine to luxuriate on, en route to the Maldives.
Cost : 20 p postage for love letter to St James's.


The Complete New Yorker Updated DVD set
Cost : $179.99 Cheap


Pièce de résistance --->

For coffee, sheesha, cigars, and maybe more. Rest assured , we'll sex things up as we go along.
Cost : Priceless

The Start of the End of Search Begins Now

Is HE the ONE?
Not quite but almost.

Ode to Ethereal Beauty

Now if only I was a woman!
I will leave the rest to your imagination, madames et monsieurs.

A Simple Story, Beautifully Told

Now if only she were a HE!
Not only would she need to go see a karyologist, an endocrinologist, or a psychiatrist but I might then have passed my card to HIM for umm, errr....personal services. But talk of wishes being horses.
Nah! it would take a huge leap of faith for the odds to swing on my side.