The United World of Homosexuality

Thank you United Nations for your resolute ' Resolutionization on Homosexuality'. Hope is, unlike most other UN resolutions, this one doesn't fall by the wayside and is able to finally yield some tangible results.
Respect all; love all- no matter who they sleep with, what their sexual fantasies or  who their props for masturbation are, is at the sanctum sanctorum of this "landmark" UN resolution.
It would be nice now if there were no more discrimination against gays in the workplace be it for hiring, during appraisals and promotions or generally in all manner of corporate and social governance, as we know it. On an individual level we need to fight to keep this resolution alive and kicking in the public domain as if our life depended on it, and you know what: it does, actually.
So the next time anyone corners you on being gay, you know who your go-to man is: mais oui, it is Ban Ki-Moon, our (straight) man in the UN.

At the end of the day, why do we feel the need to get hitched (to a gal, that is)?

' Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have ( camaraderie of and love for guys), which once you have it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. So take the first short step toward gayness and walk home where people love you, and are happy to see you Gay'.
- Garrison Keillor (paraphrased)

Addicted to Men

Y'all know me by now: I never come out straight. It's always whereas on the one hand this- and whereas on the other hand that. I am not known to be the one that lays down  the fodder where grazing cattle can easily get to it.

What do you call someone ( look into my eyes now) who only ever flips at the sight of straight men?? Ouch! There's standing room only for gay men in my cabinet.

I betcha there is no straight answer for that.

There's no quick  fix to putting straight this addiction to straight men, I suppose.
That said I remain in a state of "perpetual chocolate withdrawal syndrome" only I have yet to taste the chocolate.
Unveiling the chocolate from the wrapper any day now.
c'est tout.