Horny is What Horny Does
Being horny is not just about testosterone overdrive and male pattern baldness 
It is also about being in touch with one's feminine side
Horny is to do with shaking of hands and making friends with them ;whom we regard with caution and great reserve at best and as dead space within the sulci of our think pads, at worst.
Horny stands for reaching out to people with HIV/AIDS, transgenders and gays, and striving to find common ground sitting across the table, with them.
Horny denotes practising sexual abstinence and saving it all for the wedding night and if need be, holding on for bit longer till both partners are willing and able to, you know....
It means never having to say sorry or you were wrong. In the same breath, a class act of horny also is sometimes to say you are sorry (even if you did no wrong if you think it is going to save the day) or that you don't know the answer to something.
Horny men don't lift a finger against their partner and say or do things to spite them. Going all out to sometimes stir the hornet's nest is what defines ' horny ' best for me. It's about finding other men more attractive than women.
HORNY is knowing when and how to keep the fly closed and the zipper locked for restrained procreations and flawless designs. If for nothing else other than for a sense of self preservation, husbands and boy friends should accompany their partners into the labor suite for helping with the birthing process. Will give a whole new spin to assisted reproduction.
Horny is about saying non! to road rage or to easy seductive temptations but saying oui! to experimenting with one's own sexuality, every now and again.
Horny is about standing up for your actions and choices and picking vasectomy over tubal ligation, surrogacy over natural birthing(if that's the wife wants),passing making love to making the bed or spring cleaning the house . Then again, getting horny is a work in evolution and you always remain on a horny learning curve. Horny, horny!!
Horn OK please! for horny then.
Encore,s'il vous plait!
It is also about being in touch with one's feminine side
Horny is to do with shaking of hands and making friends with them ;whom we regard with caution and great reserve at best and as dead space within the sulci of our think pads, at worst.
Horny denotes practising sexual abstinence and saving it all for the wedding night and if need be, holding on for bit longer till both partners are willing and able to, you know....
It means never having to say sorry or you were wrong. In the same breath, a class act of horny also is sometimes to say you are sorry (even if you did no wrong if you think it is going to save the day) or that you don't know the answer to something.
Horny men don't lift a finger against their partner and say or do things to spite them. Going all out to sometimes stir the hornet's nest is what defines ' horny ' best for me. It's about finding other men more attractive than women.
HORNY is knowing when and how to keep the fly closed and the zipper locked for restrained procreations and flawless designs. If for nothing else other than for a sense of self preservation, husbands and boy friends should accompany their partners into the labor suite for helping with the birthing process. Will give a whole new spin to assisted reproduction.
Horny is about saying non! to road rage or to easy seductive temptations but saying oui! to experimenting with one's own sexuality, every now and again.
Horny is about standing up for your actions and choices and picking vasectomy over tubal ligation, surrogacy over natural birthing(if that's the wife wants),passing making love to making the bed or spring cleaning the house . Then again, getting horny is a work in evolution and you always remain on a horny learning curve. Horny, horny!!
Horn OK please! for horny then.
Encore,s'il vous plait!
posted by Men Who Do Cleavages at 11:04 pm
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