Rose, where did you get that Red?
Gift a gift of love, romance and sensuality to that someone special, this September. Homosexual, bi-sexual and transgender love - no holds barred. Come now, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. For all you know, a rose is all it takes to perk up the bedroom climax in your life.
The Cancer Patients Aid association are literally painting the town red; putting up kiosks all over town (CS terminus, Churchgate station and the Mahalakshmi Race Course) in celebration of roses for a cause. Proceeds from the charity sale will help fund expensive chemotherapy for some of the poorest of poor patients.
Have a heart and do your bit now.
Will save you emotional guilt trips, every time you hyper indulge on that most important person in your life - yourself.
So come along and collect your karma brownie points today by giving your custom to Cancer Roses, and cash it all in at the Hermes boutique in the after life.
Peace to all and let it be a short road to pain and suffering.
In praise of Rose - the Flower, symbolising the Kiss of Life


