Sunday, July 27, 2008

Some Jobs are Made in Heaven

We all have our lovely dark secrets with us we’d like to share at some level, rather than take them with us to the crematorium.
I have one among several I must get off my waxed breasts; one at a time.
If I could have it entirely my way, I’d hang up my boots and trade a seemingly dazzling career in the maintenant for working as part time merchandiser in a Waterstone’s store in Central London, within a half mile radius of Piccadilly Circus and Green Park. The rest of the day would be mine to take off, soaking in the many pleasures the City of London has to offer– cinema, more cinema, some more cinema, still more cinema, parks, theatre, museums, books, music, more books, window shopping on New Bond Street and ogling Men, more Men. Every other weekend I would fly off to Paris to work as Monsieur Le Masseur in a Turkish hamam - to be one with my other knee trembling weaknesses for French men, and that for French cheese and wine.

Score board : Moi 6; Life Love. Now that to my mind is life’s coming a full circle for me.

If you’re cruising this darker than jet-black blog and have a deep secret you wish to belch out; you know you’ve come to the right place. So pour one; pour all!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dark secret ( no longer a secret ) is I think I may be a 'straight' entrapped in a 'not so straight union'.

3:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Straight : Don't you worry , your secret is safe with us. I know of a number of men who were straight by nature who have now extricated themselves from gay relationships. A bad heterosexual relationship often led to these men seeking out other men but when they had found their Ms.Right they were more than willing and able to disavow their homosexual history. Giving credit where it's due, gay relationships are in fact, therapeutic for most men at some time point in their lives. It's not totally off to suggest homosexuality offers 'timeplease' to heterosexuals, and vice-versa. Whom you fall in love with - man or woman, isn't as important as falling in love itself : it's a beautiful feeling to carry around.However,it might be a good idea to not fall in love with both man and woman at once, or for that matter, with two individuals at once.
:)

7:19 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I may be bi-curious.

On jobs - I work for a book seller in Belgravia. Let's do a swap. What say?

However, sometimes if you drop your guard and look at our own life and job through rose tinted glasses you'll suddenly find yourself no longer lonely sad and hopeless.

7:36 pm  

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