Addicted to Men

Y'all know me by now: I never come out straight. It's always whereas on the one hand this- and whereas on the other hand that. I am not known to be the one that lays down  the fodder where grazing cattle can easily get to it.

What do you call someone ( look into my eyes now) who only ever flips at the sight of straight men?? Ouch! There's standing room only for gay men in my cabinet.

I betcha there is no straight answer for that.

There's no quick  fix to putting straight this addiction to straight men, I suppose.
That said I remain in a state of "perpetual chocolate withdrawal syndrome" only I have yet to taste the chocolate.
Unveiling the chocolate from the wrapper any day now.
c'est tout.