Desert Island
Men men men
Tall men, short men ( tall men, mostly)
White men, bronzed men, blonde men
Blue eyed men, green eyed men, hazel eyed men
Tall dark and handsome men, mostly
Men men men.
Three things about men we can't resist :
Men in after shaves
Men in leather jackets
Men smelling of Irish bitter, Havana cigars, of Arabian oudh and of Harley Davidson rubber.
I dream of getting away from it all - retreating far far away to a cottage in Provence; never mind it is not an island : me and my purity, in all its simplicity. I will be without a care in the world - eating my cheese( not fretting who's moving my cheese), sipping the finest French red, lolling in bed to my heart's desire with a Haruki Murakami for company and, oui, masturbating as if there is no tomorrow.
You know of my plebian tastes, so look away now if you must!
Sampling of props for masturbation that may come in handy, in Provence :
Will this appease a longing?
Q : The longing to go to Desert Island, err.... Provence, you mean or of men in general ?
A : No, any longing?
Archaelogy of longings.
Hmmnn,....what can I say ?
Men Men Men.
posted by Men Who Do Cleavages at 3:35 pm
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Disclaimer : With all due respect to I, etcetra and the late Susan Sontag.
Did you know that we don't often end up pairing with people much different to us in the way we look and present ourselves?
Hey! this is so out of order. You had better have a good reason for skimping on Bill Pullman, Ernesto Alterio and Omar ben Laden as must-have props for you know what.
:)
Disclaimer : Lest people think that we, differently inclined people flip for any Tom Dick or Hatim we set our eyes on; let me re-assure you we are one very discerning lot given to constantly setting the bar higher, up a notch for our icons each season. And no, that does not mean we are unfaithful, either.
....it just means we like to experiment and
innovate, then ?
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